if you ever tell me something and ask me not to tell anyone.. my best friend isn’t included 

(via fake-mermaid)


whenever white cooks on tv say “asian” it really pisses me off. what part of asia is your recipe from? malaysia? bhutan? japan? cambodia? y’all know 16 different french sauces but can’t name what kind of chinese/indian food you’re making. 

(via yoomsters)


girls: spank me i’ve been naughty

me: its okay we all make mistakes 

(via t0tes-ma-g0ats)